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  • gampu ke chutkule

    Posted Wed, 16/12/2009 - 11:21am by editor
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    gampu-are chiku tu gaddi ke wheal kyo utar raha he?
    chiku-are bhai dekhta nahi yaha likha he parking for only two whealer.

    gampu-kamal ki bat he america me email se bhi shadi hoti he.
    pappu-par bhai apne india me to sirf femail se hi shadi hoti he.

    doctor pyarelal gampu ke picche bhag rahe the to radhe ne puchha aap bhag kyo rahe ho?
    pyarelalji bole ye har bar dimag ka opretion karwane ata he our har bar bal katwakar chala jata he.

  • solve the quiz

    Posted Sat, 07/11/2009 - 12:49pm by editor
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    A hen and her 3 little chickens were trying to cross a busy highway. After great efforts they all managed to cross it. One of the little ones yells out happily - wow.......after so much efforts, all 5 us managed to cross.

    Q] why does the little one say "all 5 of us"??????

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    think a little bit its easy. . . . . . .

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    A] are bachche hain kuch bhi bol dete hain. unko ginti kaha ati he.

  • pyar ka mausam

    Posted Sat, 31/10/2009 - 6:11pm by editor
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    girl-ye ratein,
    ye hawaein,
    ye chandni,
    ye ghataye,
    ye nadiya,
    ye kinare, . . . . .

    boy- abe tu pyar kar rahi he ya mausame ki jankari de rahi he.

  • The 'R'

    Posted Wed, 07/10/2009 - 1:07am by administrator
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    A cardinal dies and, naturally, goes to heaven where he's met by a reception committee of angels. After a whirlwind tour, The cardinal is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.

    He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning the languages.

    After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original handwritten script.

  • Time Gap

    Posted Wed, 07/10/2009 - 1:05am by administrator
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    Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........

    Bush What buildings? What people??
    Musharraf Oh, and what time is it in America now?
    Bush It's eight in the morning.
    Musharraf Oops...Will call back in an hour!

  • Osama's Valentine

    Posted Wed, 07/10/2009 - 1:03am by administrator
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    Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

    David's father thinks a bit, then says, "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

    "Osama bin Laden," David says.

    "Why Osama bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

  • Psychotherapist

    Posted Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:59am by administrator
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    Dr Chopra psychotherapist wanted 'Sign board' to be
    pained in front of his clinic but our Sardar painter
    painted "Dr Chorpa Psycho The Rapist"

  • What do you see?

    Posted Wed, 07/10/2009 - 12:57am by administrator
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    Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.  After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

    Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

    “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

    “And what do you deduce from that?”

    Watson ponders for a minute.  “Well,